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The Cliffco website is currently being restructured using the following guide.  We hope to have something useful and interesting to offer soon.

 

The Idiots Guide to Web Site Development

Fully Illustrated

 

Please follow all instructions exactly as indicated:  

Step 1

 

 

Step 2

Locate the tribular transbogrifiers at each corner, and assemble them as shown below.

Please note, centre nut has right-hand thread.

 

 

Step 3

Recruit a couple of adept administrators *

* Shown smarter than actual size *

 

 

Step 4

Now add some posts . . .

 

 

Step 5

And fill them in with this

 

 

Step 6

It's always a good idea to get one of these, and teach it to run in circles - it can save you a lot of personal effort.

 

 

Step 7

Remember, this is the web so you're going to need spiders.  Make sure they've been properly prepared to index your kind of site.

*(Press the button to watch the movie)*

 

 

Step 8

Don't worry if things don't work out right the 1st time around.  Just click Henry to clean up and start again.

 

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The Idiots Guide to Web Site Development was compiled written and edited entirely by a team of offline idiots.  Contributors include Norwegian trawler-men, multi-sporraned pygmy bagpipe players, an Estate Agent, a Woss called Jonathan, Gordon's brown dog, a bearded lady horse-trainer called John, and a bloke from Yorkshire wearing a lot of bling and a purple shell-suit.  We can absolutely guarantee that none of them know anything whatsoever about the internet (or indeed anything else).  This is therefore an idiots guide in it's truest sense.  Please do not try this at home.  If you've only just read this, and you've already tried it - Oops!